You know you’re an internet junkie when…

1. You kiss your partner's home page.
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll through.
3. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
4. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and internet.
5. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a portable-modem.
6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
7. Even your night dreams are in HTML.
8. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
9. Your pet has its own home page.
10. You can't contact your grandmother..... she doesn't have email.
11. You realise there is not a sound in the house and you have no idea where your small children are.
12. You check your mail, it says "no new messages", so you check it again.
13. You don't know the gender of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
14. Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

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