There was a young fellow named Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died
His unfortunate brother
Then fell down another
And now they’re interred side by side
Spot the pun in the last line? Chuckle.
There was a young girl whose frigidity
Approached cataleptic rigidity
Till you gave her a drink
When she quickly would sink
In a state of complaisant liquidity
From ‘The Lure of the Limerick’ compiled by William Baring-Gould and published by Wordsworth Editions Ltd 1989.
Sigh- I knew I couldn't write poetry. lol Good stuff, Lou. Now stop using all the big words! :-P
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ReplyDeleteLove it!
I love poetry AND a good bawdy limerick.
Is that so wrong? =)
Tim lol, I'll try.
ReplyDeleteBob - I am the same and there's nothing wrong with that at all!!
Limericks definitely deserve more respect - there are some brilliant ones!!!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree DuPree
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