This meme is unashamedly stolen from the blog of the ultra sophisticated edder, “I don’t care for your tone.” Join in.
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The 7 deadly sins
Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world? My enormous capacity to take the piss out of people who think they know it all. There aren’t that many of us who actually do.
Envy: What does someone have that you wish were yours? Abs
Gluttony: What did you eat last night? Enough panzotti to feed a modest sized Argentinean village followed by half a family size block of Cadbury chocolate (which perhaps explains the sans abs situation).
Lust: What really lights your fire? Porn
Wrath: What really pissed you off? The fact that every single time I try to plug in a USB device it’s upside down. How is that even possible when there’s a 50:50 chance of getting it right? It’s a freakin’ conspiracy and I can prove it - it involves a grassy knoll and a fake moon landing.
Greed: Name something you hoard and keep from others: Old newspapers – I have 3 rooms full of them now. I’m considering leasing a storage unit so I can extend my collection.
Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you do? When training new workers, I always give incomplete or misleading instructions as this ensures weeks of hilarity as they seriously f**k things up.
So, the True Lou revealed. I see.
ReplyDeleteToo funny, and I am so with you on the USB business. Grassy knoll indeed!
I never understood why sloth was a deadly sin. Works for me.
ReplyDeleteWrath - What really pisses me off is the F*****g time zones, I sitting here in Sunny South Florida enjoying my F**(**g day off and my post is going to show MONDAY, JUNE 29, 2009. Hell i can't even enjoy today 'cause some dude some where has a clock with time zones.
ReplyDeleteOther than that your post is great. I looked at edders, yours made me laugh, hers was not supposed to. Don't let her know that i got a chuckle about the lazy mother thingie.
I'm with you on the know-it-alls!
ReplyDeleteI have proof of the USB conspiracy – but I dare not speak of it publicly. I fear my life has already been put in danger by leaving this comment. I must leave.
ReplyDeleteThe more you post these lists the more I don't know whether to revere you or to fear you.
ReplyDeleteGreat list, Lou. I'm not sure whether people realize the point of the exercise is to lie in the answers because I neglected to include that fact in my post :|
ReplyDeleteI had great fun doing it. Hope you did, too. (Looks as though you did).
p.s. "ultra sophisticated"? Wow....thanks. That's a new one!
ReplyDeleteThanks for joining in peeps :-) I look forward to your own contributions to the cause of irony.
ReplyDeleteedder I love not making that clear - it's fun imagining the confusion people feel lol
DuPree's 7 deadly sins
ReplyDeletePride: What is your biggest contribution to the world? I help others lead more glamorous and worthwhile lives by setting a good example - this includes judging others publicly, drinking and eating well, and shaming the poor for smelling like spoiled milk and regret.
Envy: What does someone have that you wish were yours? My kidney. It was taken from me in a Bangkok hotel room some years ago by a male escort known only as "the Squint."
Gluttony: What did you eat last night? Nachos, sweet potato fries,and fish and chips. And two martinis to magically dissolve any trace of fat or cholesterol.
Lust: What really lights your fire? Good lighting.
Wrath: What really pissed you off? Most things, but I cover it up well. I internalize, which means I will likely self-combust during cocktail hour one day.
Greed: Name something you hoard and keep from others: The best booze.
Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you do? I don't complete quizze.......
Very good DuPree :-)
ReplyDeletewe shld love/ admire u for the honesty!!
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